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Naturally, the only way out of this quicky marriage is “DIVORCE!” which Dennis loudly shouts, while assuring that “I’m totally drunk, but my mind is sober.” This proves more difficult for Dennis than he thought, mainly because he didn’t get a prenup, which even Frank was smart enough to fool Charlie into signing before they got gay-married. ”You told me it was a phone bill, man, of course I signed it!,” Charlie argues. 
Dennis comes to conclusion of needing a divorce after a not-so-wild-night out at a strip club with the fellas to make up for his lack of a bachelor party. What’s supposed to be a fun night quickly devolves into the guys debating what the right amount of money is to “make it rain,” Dennis discussing proper texting etiquette after getting multiple sappy messages from his new wife, and Mac comparing his motorcycle dance move to Charlie’s, who is clearly better at it. Showing that trouble’s already brewing between the two, Frank and Charlie also fight over money after they’re denied a discounted couple’s lap dance despite proving to one of the strippers that they are indeed married. 

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Investigators believe an alleged cat hoarder, in custody for allegedly threatening an animal control investigator at gunpoint earlier this month, is responsible for stashing the felines in the freezer.
Denise Ann Merget, 58, of the first block of Leighton Terrace, Upper Darby, was taken into custody Sept. 10 at her house when state, county and local animal control officers and health department officers removed 59 cats from her residence and declared the property unfit for human and animal habitation.
This week, the township health department was tipped off by Merget’s neighbor, who reported suspicions of dead cats stored in Merget’s mother’s house on the 2200 block of Ardmore Avenue, Drexel Hill.
The house is directly across the street from an alleged brothel where an alleged prostitute and her alleged madam were arrested earlier this week.

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Dee pulls up to Bill’s house thinking that he’ll be gone for good, but Bill returns with his two kids and yells at Dee to drive.
Uncle Jack mediates Charlie and Frank’s annulment. Charlie gets to keep his hot plate and Frank gets to keep several drawings of elephants that Charlie made for him. They really just want to get things back to how they were, before they got married.
Panicked, Dee asks Jack for legal help with her possible kidnapping. Jack naturally assumes Dee has the kids locked up in some sort of backyard bunker for some sort of inappropriate touching. Naturally.
Bill’s wife shows up at Paddy’s to get the kids back, and offers Dee money for the sex she had with Bill. Dee explains that she’s not a prostitute and Bill’s wife congratulate her for being one of the only women Bill didn’t have to pay for sex. Good for Dee!

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At Paddy’s, Frank and Charlie are discussing the terms of their domestic partnership. It seems Frank got Charlie to sign a prenup by convincing him it was a phone bill. Charlie admits to generally signing anything placed in front of him that “has to do with money.” Useful information, this. Mac, meanwhile, is bathing in the sink behind the bar, having been rendered homeless by Dennis’ marital status. Dee receives text after text from Bill Ponderosa, the married man with whom she is carrying out a scandalous affair. He even bought her a car.
DEE – I’m not the one who’s married, I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m not gonna pass on a free car.
Dennis suggests the gang (minus Dee) throw him a bachelor party, so it’s off to the strip club they go. Frank brings along his money purse and the gang debates the particulars of “making it rain” while Dennis responds to gooey texts from his wife.

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David Beckham’s management company says it is taking legal action against a U.S. magazine that published claims the former England captain slept with prostitutes.

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Police: Woman ran brothel while her child was at school
Updated: 09/22/2010 08:43:47 AM EDT
DARBY, Pa. – Prostitution charges have been filed against two women who police say ran a brothel at one of the women’s homes while her child was at school.
Authorities in the Philadelphia suburb of Drexel Hill say the homeowner, 41-year-old Margaret Danielle Dougherty, and 38-year-old Amy Prudish of Riegelsville were arrested Tuesday on prostitution and related offenses.
Police also confiscated guns, cell phones, a computer and log books filled with names, dates and phone numbers.
Upper Darby police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said undercover officers posing as customers were offered sex in exchange for “a generous tip.”
Dougherty was being held on $50,000 and Prudish was held on $20,000 bail. They could not immediately be reached for comment.

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Increased SEPTA Ridership Points to Improved Economy. Or did everyone just have their cars repo’d? [Philadelphia Business Journal]
Halladay First Phils Pitcher Since Steve Carlton to Win 20. With last night’s 5-3 win, the team is now five up on the Braves with 10 games to play. [Phillies]
And the Next Halladay Shall Come From West Chester. The Phils may be bringing a new minor league team to the area. [Philadelphia Business Journal]
“One of the Best Quarterbacks in the NFL Right Now.” So said Andy Reid as he named Michael Vick the Eagles’ new starter. [CBS 3]
Supreme Court Removes Stake From Heart of BRT. The taxing authority we voted to eliminate is being allowed to shamble on as an appeals body. [WHYY]
She’s Also Being Sued for False Advertising. One of the alleged prostitutes arrested yesterday in a Delco home brothel: Amy Prudish. [6ABC]

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Delaware County authorities have busted an alleged brothel in Drexel Hill and arrested two women on prostitution charges.
KYW’s Mark Abrams reports Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood says cops were tipped by neighbors and a flyer printed from the Internet about daytime activities at a home in the 2200 block of Ardmore Avenue.
Chitwood says an undercover officer was sent into the home and paid $180 for a massage, during which he was offered sexual favors. He declined, but agreed to return the next day.
Chitwood says when the officer came back and paid his money and negotiated a tip with the so-called masseuse, police moved in:
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Margaret Dougherty, 41, who lived in the home, and Amy Prudish, 38, of Riegelsville, were charged with prostitution and related offenses. Both are free on bail.

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2 Pa. women face prostitution charges after raid
Associated Press – September 21, 2010 6:45 PM ET
DARBY, Pa. (AP) – Prostitution charges have been filed against two women who police say ran a brothel at 1 of the women’s homes while her child was at school.
Authorities in the Philadelphia suburb of Drexel Hill say the homeowner, 41-year-old Margaret Danielle Dougherty, and 38-year-old Amy Prudish of Riegelsville were arrested Tuesday on prostitution and related offenses.
Police also confiscated guns, cell phones, a computer and log books filled with names, dates and phone numbers.
Upper Darby police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said undercover officers posing as customers were offered sex in exchange for “a generous tip.”
Dougherty was being held on $50,000 and Prudish was held on $20,000 bail. They could not immediately be reached for comment.

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Montgomery County’s own Abington has been recognized as one of the 100 best communities for young people. Roughly ninety-percent of Abington’s students go on to higher education and earn more than $5 million in scholarships. [KYW Newsradio]
Wondering what to do when your children reach school age? Why not run a brothel like Margaret Dougherty of Upper Darby? Police were tipped off by concerned neighbors and an ad for “massages by beautiful women.” [WPVI]
Mastery Charter Schools received $1 million from Oprah Winfrey. They plan to use the money to create more turnaround schools in Philadelphia. [NBC Philadelphia]
And it starts: Chris Christie reneged on a campaign promise not to touch the pension plans of New Jersey firefighters. [FOX 29]
Are you a PATCO commuter? Good news: a proposal by the DRPA would permit the installation of electronic card readers that will accept Freedom Cards and select Visa cards. [Philadelphia Inquirer]

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